"Dicks on Dicks"

I want to make a movie called "Dicks on Dicks". It'll be all about the adventures of a brave young boy in a world that has gone completely, totally sour. This fact is going to be shown by the boy mournfully crying out at every downturn he faces, "Dicks on DICKS." He'll be a kid all alone in a world filled only with grownups, dick grownups. The movie will start with a very upbeat song but that will just be a trick. Not like an ironic trick but just a really good really magicky sort of trick. The boy will be cast by Miley Cyrus but in the credits the name will be Smiley Cryus, she'll be cool with this because she respects my artistic vision. The boy's major dilemma will be finding a space where he can practice his dance and party moves because in his heart that's all he's ever really wanted to do. The movie's antagonist will be a stodgy, crisp looking older man. He'll have some gray in his hair and in his gaunt handsome gentleman face. He will be cast entirely by Viktor from "Underworld". He will mainly watch the boy dance and make fun of him or more depending on how much Viktor gets into it (SPICY!). Movie-goers will be thrilled and chilled by the surprise ending where it is revealed Viktor's true name is DICK. Slated for a 2011 release.

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